Welcome to the weirdest review site on the planet!
We are a group of space bears, who look at all your earthly stuff, and give it marks out of ten!
Our mission - to review everything on earth! We need your help though, as we'll never get through everything that you humans use before Tuesday!
Help the bears, and their helpers, team enquis and moggy out, and send us your reviews.
The homepage has all the details, but regular users just email from here:
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Go now to our homepage, and enjoy our reviews, and contribute one or two!